Mom Invention: Baby Sleep Through The Night Spray
I’ve decided to invent something: a magic spray that you mist into your baby’s face that guarantees a full night’s sleep. It would be safe for use for children 2 weeks and up and will absolutely produce 8-12 hours of sleep with every use. It would be all natural with no side effects and would leave a fresh mint-lily scent.
I think my invention would quickly become one of the most popular products in the world.
My babies go back and forth between being great sleepers and waking up at all hours. Sometimes it seems like it’s always something: teething, growth spurts, a change in weather…I feel like a mean mom for complaining, don’t get me wrong I’m happy to take care of my kids, but I just need more sleep! The thought of being sure that I’d have a great night’s sleep would be worth almost any price.
I remember being so tired with my first baby that I actually began hallucinating. Yes, that’s right, I was seeing things. During one episode I actually thought I had a second baby that was lost somewhere in my bed sheets. My husband woke up to find me frantically tearing through our blankets shouting, “Where’s the baby? Where’s the baby?” Oh, it’s funny now.
I love being a mom but sometimes when I find myself getting up at 1am, 2:30am, 3:45am, I get a little bit weary. That’s where my invention comes to the rescue! I can see it all now: infomercials, As Seen on TV stamps of approval, celebrity endorsements..are you with me?
I know that moms and dads would stock up on my Baby Go Night Night Spray and I’d probably end up on Oprah.
What about you. What’s one mom or dad invention that you think would be an overnight success?
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